Everything is Fine

So, I was looking at the fine schedule for the city I live in. I must say there are some very interesting ones listed. I can not help but share, and hopefully give you a laugh or two. If you are harboring a barking or howling dog you can get a fine of $ 165. So, dog owners be warned. You can also be fined for having too many animals. So, I wonder how many is to many? I guess if you are a cat lady you should probably look at moving. Your child can be fined for failing to attend school and disruption of class. Now, I can understand getting fined for not going to school. But, I am not sure how the disruption of class works? As a substitute teacher I have seen several students that have done this and not gone to court. So, my guess is it has to be pretty bad.

There is a growth limitation, and if you have high grass or weeds, I would watch out if I were you. Did you know that there is such things as an illegal trash bag? So, next time you are buying them be on the look out. Not that I know what an illegal trash bag looks like, so if you find one I would love to see it. On the same note be aware that if you buy a trash can that is inappropriate you are looking at a fine. Also, if you are found in a park after hours, you get fined. Who knew parks had hours? And my other question, why?

If you ever find your self sleeping in public, you are in trouble. You can also get fined or a ticket for that. So, those of you that have narcolepsy then you might run into a problem. If you are someone who likes to use abusive language watch out, you could get fined for that one. However, I am in agreement with this. If you like to flick people off while driving, think again you can get fined for that one too. Totally thinking where the cops were when I got flicked off by a man who came into my lane when I honked at him, he flicked me off.

If you make an unreasonable noise watch out you too can be fined. What an unreasonable noise is, I don't know, maybe the use of a whoopee cushion? Thoughts? If you like to drive on sidewalks watch out. You could get fined for this. Why people would drive on a sidewalk in real life, I am not sure. Next time you are following a friend, be careful that you are not too close. You could be in for a fine. Also, if you follow an ambulance you can get fined, so next time try not to drive so close.

What is illegal backing? Let me know if you find this out. Here is one of my favorite especially since I live in a city, not a town. Make sure you are not violating your farm license. If you fail to dim your headlights when you are meeting someone, watch out. You may be fined. Also, if you fail to use the proper headlight beam. Not sure how you do that? Also, make sure you have a light on your animal drawn vehicle, since so many of us are using horse drawn carriages. Then I realized this goes with the carriages you ride in during Christmas time etc. So, that does make since but sounds funny in today's world.  Also, if you are smoking in school you can get fined, because you are not supposed to be doing that in the first place.